I huvudet på Tor: End Of The World

One day we decide those chinese sons of bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at China. While on it's way China is like:

"Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us?!"

"Oh well, fire missiles!"

And France is like:

"Shit guys, the cigarettes missiles, they are coming. Fire our shit!"

"But I'm le tiired"

"Well have a nap, THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like:

"WTF mate!"

India, Israel and Pakistan are firing their shit, so now we got missiles flying everywhere, passing eatchother

"Yo" "Watup"

Russia's like:

"AH MOTHERLAND!!!"

Then England is like

"'Bout that time eh chaps?"

"Word up"

So now the US is like:

"Fuck we're dumbasses"

And Canada is like:

"What's going on eh?"

Australia is still like:

"WTF"

Mars is laughing at us and some huge meteor is like:

"Well fuck that"

So, now we got nuclear-winter. Everyone's dead except Australia and they're still like:

"WTF"

But they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroo's.

But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californian's will just have to work on breaking off from The united states.

To go hang with Hawaii.

"Yo" "Sup"

Alaska can come too.

"Hey guys" "Word"

THE END

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